i think im beyond retard

that day while i was on my way home. i was dozing off on the train. i felt a jerk, so i open my eyes and i saw an indian lady who is pregnant. so i immediately stood up because i didn't know how long has she been standing already. so i offered the seat to her and she shouted, "how many times must i tell you guys im not pregnant? im just fat!!!!!"

oh, she yelled while having eye contact with a girl beside me. so i looked at her, and she just stick out her tongue. guess we are both retards! BAHAHAHAHA

btw, October is not going to be a very good month for me because my to-buy-list is way too long for my salary to keep up. BAHAHAH

i need a....

DSLR
pair of pants
shoessss
sweater(i know the weather is not cooperative)
a beige top from zara

(chant to self, get it by the end of this month)

you lost your innocence

i was reading my past blogs' archives, the only noticeable change is the content. the way i phrase how my day goes. it got so different from now. i shall extract one part of it,

btw, i didn go sch today. so i went to polyclinic with zs to get a mc.
i try to get into situation quickly. and then when i went in, i took off my cap and gentlely rest on the chair. ahah. just when i wanted to show her how outstanding my acting is. she said.
got fever?
nope.(cough* cough*)
need mc?
yes.
when i cont'd to act, urm...my cough is like..
then she said. allergy to any medicine?
--" nope.
you can go.
_l_
waste my time la! i thought i am a good actor, little did i expect that she is a great SLACKER!

it's abit like a typical secondary school kid. irksome much?

some of the overly-edited pictures(i meant the colour and saturation)

these are the few of the nicer ones. hahaha. i miss having long hair.

im feeling extremely stupid

my phone rang at about 6.30am
i saw something like 'adam' appears on my screen, so i 'slide to view' and said,

"hello"

-no answer-

*yawns*

"is this adam?"

-no answer-

then i realised it wasn't adam, it was ALARM! BAHAHAHAHA.